Coming in at #14, this GM needs no introduction. He is a legend to crud collectors world wide. In the first year of the Ukraine/Soviet Scumbag war he housed an entire family in his beard. They are making an ABC after school movie about him “The Diary of Crumb Cake”, I am of course talking about Nate the Barber Sr. Beefcake!

When you think greatness #15 comes to mind. You think champion, you think the game, you think the cerebral assassin! Its the 2x IFL Champion, Triple Jason!

At #16 we have a GM who had experienced a lot of pain. Until 2022 he had zero success. In the past he’s been The Undertaker, and Bam Bam Bigelow. But with success comes our next character rework! In 2023 you will feel his size 19 meat hoof around your throat! He is the Big Wade!

Fuck yeahhhhhhh!

Next, at #17 he is the Texas Rattlesnake, making his 2nd Survivor Series appearance, its Stone Cold Brian!

At lucky #18, he’s an IFL favorite, the man doesn’t have anything but 31 friends. But he’s a 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x NFC East bottom dweller! Its Booker DJ!

#19 is a 5x, 5x, 5x, Survivor Series participant! She told me she’s hungry. She told the Rated R Superstar, she can’t do anything but fight. Then its time to go back, back to where she started. BAD NEWS TIFF!