BOTTOM FEEDERS ANNUAL TOURNAMENT

The Story!
In an unprovoked attack, Atlanta Floyd was pearl harbored by Shit Bird of Fail Champion Arizona Jai whilst walking down the IFL Arena hallway to get a cup of sugar for cookies he was making for his friend Jai! We still don’t know the reason for this unprovoked attack, but inside sources have leaked that it may have something to do with an upcoming Hot Atlanta Nights.
After a lengthy recovery from the multiple steel chair shots taken at the hands of Arizona Jai, Floyd retaliated with a run in during an interview Jai was giving. To add injury to insult, Floyd used the Shit Bird of Fail trophy to knock Jai out cold.
Now with tempers at an all-time high, both members have declared all-out war! Pulling on their various alliances, they will settle their differences on the field during the opening weeks of the second IFL Season!
The Combatants!
- Baltimore Matt “Han” – A quick draw shit slinger and owner of the fastest Kessel Run.
- New York A Aron “Grand Moff Tarkin” – Enjoys taking princesses to his “Death Star”.
- Jacksonville Nate “Chewbacca” – Decided why stop at the beard, full body hair!
- Minnesota Wader “Biggs” – Human meat shield for the rebel alliance.
- Washington Brian “Wedge” – Badass sci fi pilot masquerading as a below average IFL GM!
- New York D Jordan “Lando” – Smuggler and a player!
The Rules:
- Each team will be made up of four GM’s, all Bottom Feeders except for vagina Decker, who will be replaced by D Jordan.
- The Captains of each team will choose their teams in an upcoming RnT Segment.
- Each week, The Captains will choose which GM will represent their team, starting in week 1.
- A team can only defend in consecutive weeks if they are the final remaining member of said team.
- Matchups will be head-to-head with total points for the week, deciding who survives and who is eliminated.
- Team Captains must submit their fighters by 5pm on Wednesdays.
- When one team is fully eliminated, the other team, including any eliminated team members, will split the pot evenly.
- Buy in is $50 per team with a total pot of $400.
- Special provision: If a team scores under 200pts in a given week, they are DQ’d if they are representing their team. So the possibility of a double DQ exists if the score were 199-173 for example.
Weekly updates will appear in season episodes of RnT. Let’s Rumble!


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