The old guard in the NFC is in dire straits. Nic’s roster is fading faster than the man’s hairline in the ‘before’ shot in a Bosley commercial. Brian’s team looks like the wilting roses a week after Mother’s Day when you look at it right next to Dan’s. Carlos is GONE. And I’ve won the SBMOF. Nils, this death is coming for you, so enjoy your championship while it lasts!

After almost a half-decade of these, you fuckers know it’s all propaganda by now, so don’t expect any of these player profiles to reflect any preference of players.

A couple of major items about the mock. It’s exclusively about IFL team need and how the college player has performed up to this point.

Oh! And for funsies, I included 1^st round draft picks and playoff results for each mocked team.

Let’s get started!