Monthly Archives: July 2026
2026 Pre-Season Projections: Buffalo Bills
2026 Preseason Projections: New York Jets
(narrating in a soft, sultry voice)
It was a tough 4-13 finish in 2025 for Cory, who has quietly gone to work this offseason to upend the roster with 11 trades (RFA included) since early March. With the progress report incoming, how does this team shape up in the hyper-competitive AFC East?
2026 Pre-Season Projections: Miami Dolphins
2026 IFL Preseason Projections: Pittsburgh Steelers
It was tank til you drop for Spencer in 2025, culminating in a 1-16 season, SBMOF, and the #1 overall pick. At one point, Spencer had over 30 draft picks in the 2026 offseason, but he ultimately selected 18 rookies. What does the squad look like now for this pre-season progress report? Is the rebuild on track for future success?
2026 Pre-Season Projections: Cleveland Browns
Kyle has one objective every year. Beat Matt into a little goo that you may find on the shores of Lake Mead. He was hard at work like many of his AFC North counterparts, remodeling his team to be a contender for the coveted AFC crown. What does the preseason look like? Has Brown Dot U returned to dominance?
2026 Pre-Season Projections: Baltimore Ravens
2026 IFL Preseason Projections: Cincinnati Bengals
It was an action-packed offseason for Lee, who went to work after taking over the squad in March. He immediately bolstered the squad, going buck-wild with trades. Offensively, he settled on Drake London from Dave, Bhayshul Tuten from Chittay, and CeeDee Lamb from Brad. By making the team in his image, can this rookie GM shock the IFL world and become a playoff contender?
RTV 97: THE G.O.A.T. RETURNS
(Imagine some METAL shit here! Getting a weird error message, pay your fucking bills CURT!)
IFL, The G.O.A.T. guest is back and he has ZERO idea what segment he’s on! Join El Raven and Atlanta Flod in what can only be called a show of two dudes that KNOW how to play with off each other. Turned on yet? Jump in!
Run Time: 19:26
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ujdLoyRLPznwsQVW0OHWX_7tyBFq6clf/view?usp=sharing