The IFL front office is leading an immediate investigation into this matter. If found guilty it could get ugly for BERRRRRRY.

More to follow.

IFL! Good Morning and welcome to my first press release as YOUR IFL Champion and NFC Commissioner! I know what you are thinking “I love this guy.” I totally get it. Ok onto business!

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS VS BALTIMORE RAVENS

It cannot be confirmed nor denied that the following interaction took place earlier this week between AFC West participants:

Kurt: Hey guys, as you all know I play the Ravens this upcoming week. I really want to kick his ass. Do any of you have any suggestions? Dave: Why don’t you slice his back hamstring, every time he swings he will slice the ball. He will have to give up the game. Kurt: Dave, stop being stupid, First of all, you watch Caddyshack too much. Second of all, I am talking about fantasy football you jackass. Andrew: Why don’t we pay off a tv announcer to say some racial shit about his QB Lamar Jackson. Lamar will be so upset that he will refuse to play. Kurt: Andrew, do ever keep up with the NFL. That was already done and the only thing that happened was the guy who said it is now suspended as an announcer. Craig: Why don’t we put a hex on Matt and his team? Kurt: This sounds like a great idea. How do we do it? Craig: I know this witch doctor who does voodoo. Lets give him a call.