After nearly a 10 month wait since it made its first appearance on the IFL’s #1 Beer Drinking show, Commando Ninja was released today on You Tube world wide! Join El Raven Thursday 12/27 at 10:30 East to view what will clearly be a cinematic masterpiece!
Read on for some character bios, and the trailer link in case you want to view it again!
COMMANDO NINJA is an 80’s action comedy, tribute to the Action Hero Movies, written and directed by Benjamin Combes.
The story follows a Vietnam Green Beret Vet, Half Commando, Half Ninja, whose daughter has been abducted by a secret Ninja Organization, led by a Central-American dictator, who wants to create a new-world order… through time…
JOHN
John is a former Green Beret and Vietnam Veteran. He learnt Ninjitsu from his Vietcong Jail Keeper when he was a POW. After years of detention, dumped by his wife, forgot by America, he lost faith and lives now Alone in the deep Mountains of Canada.
“Walking in is the easy part ! it’s walking out without your dick in a sling that’s rough…”
HOPKINS
Hopkins joined the army at 16. He is a funny guy from Texas, A little redneck, a lot racist, but deep down it’s a good guy you can count on! (if you are not too tanned)
He lost his arm, severed by a Ninja during Vietnam, and has now a cybernetic hand. He is one of the few who survived communist velociraptors and became an Air Force Colonel.
” Do you know why Americans have no hemorrhoids? That’s because all assholes are in Canada! “
COLONEL KINSKY
Son of a former Nazi SS Officer, raised by the Soviet Union, KGB operator, USSR military advisor for the North Vietnamese Army…
He went back after war in his home country, the Val Verde, in Central America, with one desire : Rule this country, build a Ninja army and create a New World Order, through time…
” Surprises… I Love Surprises… “
JENNY
Jenny is a normal teenager, playing video games, riding her bmx bike, chillin out with friends, going to school…
Except that she was raised by a Ninja Father and knows Martial Arts and Guerrilla Warfare so well she could wipe out an entire Navy Seals Unit with a stick and some roll tape.
She lives in Los Angeles with her mother.
“Kill everyone of those god damn bastards Dad!”
THE EX-WIFE
Classical Ex-Vet Wife, cheated on her husband who was dying in the mud to serve his country with one of those hairy hippies walking for peace and treating war heroes like murderers.
She now lives on John’s alimony in Los Angeles with Jenny, their daughter.
” Jenny! stop those stupid video-games and go play outside! “
KOWALSKY
Missing in Action during Vietnam War, he was one of the 4 members of John’s Green Berets Search & Destroy Unit. From Polish origins, joined the corps at 18, known in Vietnam as the most famous “Lizard Smoker”, specialized at dinosaurs counter-guerilla warfare.
“Come on you bunch of Filthy Swingers Commies llizards jerks”
See you Thursday!!!!