I hate doing a review of my own team. Who wants to look in the mirror and say you are old. You have no hair. Your penis is too small. Today is already depressing with nothing but the Pro Bowl to watch, so I might as well stay to my order and get this over with.

1.06 – Nick Bosa – DE – 49ers

Craig’s Comments: Hopefully his feet are better than his brothers.

When I had the 1.06 I was hoping to grab one of the Devin LBs but that asshole Spencer took both of them. That left me with the choice of Bosa or Harry. Being an Ohio State fan this pick was easy for me. Bosa had a decent year scoring 215 points, but I think next year he will get 250 points. This is a good pick for me. Bosa is a easy start each week. Some weeks he will go off and get me 30 points. That is good for a DE. THIS WAS A VERY SAFE AND SOLID PICK.

2.11 – Hakeem Butler – WR – Cardinals

Craig’s Comments: I am going to regret this pick.

Boy was I correct. Butler went on IR and did not play a single game. He scored 0 points. I fell victim to the run of WRs. My biggest regret of the draft was missing out on Devin Singletary who went two picks after this. I underestimated the value of the RB in the IFL. THIS PICK SUCKED. LIKE I SAID I HAVE A SMALL DICK.

3.15 – Josh Oliver – TE – Jaguars

Craig’s Comments: Foles loves his TE’s.

This was another frustrating pick. Foles was injured and past over by Minshew. Minshew apparently does not like his TE’s. Oliver scored 8 points this year. Oliver missed most of this year because of injuries. I am not giving up on this pick since Jacksonville has no other TEs and it takes TEs time to develop. THIS PICK IS LOOKING SUSPECT BUT TOO EARLY TO TELL.

3.17 – Dionte Johnson – WR – Steelers

Craig’s Comments: Great route runner.

Hey, I hit one here. Johnson scored 189 points on the year and he really developed as the year went on. If Big Ben comes back, Johnson should be a 200 point guy for several years. Johnson needs to beat out Washington for the #2 spot opposite Ju-Ju. If this happens, I made a really good pick. THIS WAS A GOOD PICK.

4.10 – Chistian Wilkins – DT – Dolphins

Craig’s Comment: This could be my best pick. He will be a tackling machine on a shitty team.

Wilkins scored 162 points as a rookie. In hindset, when I said shitty team, I don’t remember if I was referring to the Dolphins or my fantasy team. Wilkins had a nice year. I think he will improve and get me 180 points next year. Not bad for DT taken at end of 4th round. THIS WAS A SOLID PICK.

5.10 – Dexter Lawrence – DT – Giants

Craig’s Comment: None

Apparently I was speechless. Lawrence scored 131 points and added depth to my DT position. Lawrence had a solid year but cooled off as the season ended. Again, not a bad pick for end of 5th round. THIS PICK WAS OKAY.

7.05 – Emmanuel Butler – WR – Saints

Craig’s Comment: None

This was pick was made for me because I timed out. The commish did me no favors by choosing this guy for me. Butler scored 0 points this year. He was undrafted by the Saints and will be cut by me. THIS PICK WAS TERRIBLE AND I DESERVED IT.

7.10 – Byron Murphy – CB – Cardinals

Craig’s Comment: None

I thought this pick was a no brainer. I grabbed the CB opposite Patrick Peterson on a bad team. Murphy had a nice rookie year with 171 points. He did tail off the last 3 games but again he gives me depth at the CB position.

Overall, I am not that pleased with my first draft. I made some mistakes. Probably worried too much about the peanut gallery. Underestimated the value of RBs and didn’t have a great plan since my team was so new and I joined only a short time before the draft. 2020 will be better for the Oakland Raiders.