Week 4 was the first time that we had to deal with Covid issues. Several teams were forced to adjust their lineups due to the KC/NE game. On Saturday, you had to decide if you wanted to roll the dice and keep KC/NE players in your lineup or risk a zero for some players if the game was rescheduled to a later date. Considering the brain power of some of the owners in this league, including myself, this was a tough task. As I went through the results yesterday, I found 4 games that were worth taking a look at.
Before I get into that, I want to respond to Matt’s comments on RNT that I missed out on a chance to blast him for Shit For Brains. I didn’t miss out on anything. I have something special planned for Matt that will be revealed at a later date. Someone of Matt’s character and talent deserves more attention than a few words in this article. More details will come at a later date. Until then, Fuck you Matt. You deranged Umpa Lumpa. You have the charm of a hyena in heat.
Anyway, the 4 games this week worth looking at are:
Las Vegas Craig 260.4 vs Cincy Danny 266.95 (6.55 point differential)
Atlanta Flod 285.73 vs New Orleans Titus 280.86 (4.87 point differential)
San Francisco Victor 275.85 vs Seattle Will 285.45 (9.65 point differential)
Seattle Will 285.45 vs Minnesota Wade 290.60 (5.15 point differential)
The first game worth discussing is the Raiders vs the Bengals. I lost to Danny by 6.55 points. I didn’t start Bradley Chubb who went off and scored 30.8 points. In the first 3 weeks Chubb scored 14 points total so I wasn’t going to start him over my safeties who were more consistent. I started Hightower at receiver because I lost Dionte Johnson due to Covid bye. I got a zero from Gholstein who went out with injury. While I didn’t have Shit For Brains, my team is a disaster due to injuries, covid, and me not having quality RBs.
The second game that I wanted to take a look at was the Falcons vs the Saints. Flod beat Titus by 4.87 points. Was there anything that Titus should have done differently to win. Titus used Gallup who scored 5.9 points. If he would have gone with Jamal Williams who scored 19 points he would have won. At the time Gallup was coming off a good game and nobody is throwing more than the Cowboys so I can’t blame Titus for this decision. In this case, Titus did not have Shit For Brains.
The third game that I want to look at is Seattle Will vs Minnesota Wade. Wade beat Will by 5.15 points. Was there anything that Will could have done to win this match? Will used Kenyan Drake who scored 9.2 points. If he would have used Trequan Smith he would have won. Smith caught two TDs and ended up with 23.4 points. However, nobody in there right mind is benching Drake for Smith. In this case, Will did nothing wrong. He just lost to the better team. In this case, Will does not have Shit For Brains.
This one is for Tiff.
As I went through the games, I was really starting to think that it was going to be a boring week. However, as my eyes grew weary, I came across an abortion so bad that I had to do a double take. Wow, you talk about mental ineptitude. I give you. Seattle Will vs San Francisco Victor. (You can only imagine what kind of female orangutan photo is coming after this one). How bad did Victor screw the pouch? Lets just say the pouch will have a hard time sitting down a while. Victor lost by 9.6 points. First of all, imagine this: Victor’s hand picked starting lineup scored 275.85 points. His bench scored 317 points. That must be a sick feeling. Kind of like getting your first piece of ass when you hand goes through the toilet paper. Lets get more specific. Everyone likes to look at a good car crash.
Victor started Russell Gage who scored 4.9 points. Julio was back so Gage was demoted to 3rd WR. Victor also started Gesicki who scored 3.95 points. On his bench was a man named Robert Tonyan who scored 42.24 points. Rodgers had to throw to somebody. It is ironic that Victor already owns Devante Adams so he had to be aware of the talk of Tonyan. My guess is instead of Shit For Brains, Victor had Shit For Balls. He just didn’t have the stones to start Tonyan.
The other guy on his bench was Scotty Miller of the Bucs. With Godwin out, Miller was starting opposite Mike Evans. Miller scored 21.3 points. Nope Victor went with Gesicki and Gage.
317 points on your bench. With that score in your starting lineup, you would have beaten 40 other teams in the double header week. For not playing Tonyan or Miller and having 317 points on the bench, Victor you are definitely the Shit For Brains for Week 5.
