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2025 Pre-Season Projections: Houston Texans

The 10th season of the IFL is upon us, and boy howdy, we are back for another rendition of the preseason projection articles! Enjoy the breakdown of each starter on every team and let the polarizing hawt takes ensue! Enjoy the next couple of months as we prepare for another fantastic season of stress, anguish, and perhaps a touch of love.

2024 IFL SURVIVOR SERIES: SUPER FATAL 4 WAY!!!

IFL it is time for the 2024 Survivor Series rules, and elimination format! And I know what you are thinking: Rules!? What rules!??? No seriously, this is gonna be fun! This year there will be an RTV dedicated to discussing the draft results between the 4 captains, leading to the Fatal 4 Way! STFU and read on!

RNT 105 WAR CRY: THE DECADE OF DESTRUCTION KICKS OFF!!!

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IFL, the Bird is back and the beak is as sharp as ever in the season 10 premiere! Tune in for your daily dose of metal, high octane untethered takes, 80s, and a couple classic segments! El Raven declares war on the AFC and the rest of the IFL on the flagship Dirty Bird Studios show in a rant format that blew up the Sarasota power station!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/13JvLS37lQTZEHLimDbZXYxtDKDzOnbkC/view?usp=drive_link

Run Time: 72:45

RTV 65: YOU SHOULD BELIEVE

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IFL, its divisional playoff week, and after a short break off a double drop El Raven is back with the the season ending trilogy! You get no previews, and you get no hints, click as we kick off the final three shows of Dirty Bird Studios Season 9!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IuDY6Z4NQYjhK_O8VUO48j5elYTianMq/view?usp=sharing

Run Time: 12:58

Sass & Class Season 4 Episode 14

This episode is not going to be for the faint of heart. Multiple people are going to be called out for certain things. This has been a wild situation over the past couple of weeks that needs to be addressed critically, none more so than this tanking situation which has certainly festered for long enough. 

We cover an overview of tanking, how PP was calculated, general tanking strategy, the dangerous precedent the Commissioners set with their “rule change,” Curt’s tanking issues, and the removal of Curt and Buckets from the IFL. *please note tanking has multiple definitions and is used in various ways within this description

We also have a fabulous interview with AFC Superpower Dean, the week that was and discuss the playoff scenarios.

RTV 61: HELLOWEEN SPECIAL

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IFL, it is time for he 2023 Dirty Bird studios Helloween Special! And does El Raven have a show for you! We start with Blood Screams, make our way to The Shadows, have a pit stop and some Retaliation, take a ride on the Death Tracks, face possible Extinction, before we end it all with a Blood Pact! If you aren’t frightened, then you’ve lost your hearing long ago. Come join the Raven, on this cold…dark…night.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kIhp7hh76bFFvvxToDia8K5AFbYAEcaE/view?usp=sharing

Run Time: 36:18

RTV 58: TRAIL OF TEARS

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IFL! RTV returns after a week off and you get essentially a mini RnT! In this action packed 17+ minutes you get an all new segment: The Trail of Tears! Plus, 2 classic segments, and it doesn’t stop there, oh hell no! We then take a very brief detour down FYF lane as a few assholes get what’s coming to them! And just when you think I’ve let a very important result slip by, El Raven reminds you that he forgets nothing! So stfu, stfd, grab a beer, and strap in, cause this shit doesn’t stop for a breath!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OLBG69eYekirSsIdD8vwzN_zBWcIavPB/view?usp=sharing

Run Time: 17:04

THE STATE OF THE IFL: 2023 PRE-SEASON PROJECTIONS: Houston Texans

Thank y’all for taking the time to read these articles. It’s through the years of love and community we’ve built that makes me want to put these together year after year.

A couple of things to keep in mind, these projections usually come in as an overestimate as they do not factor in bye-weeks or injuries. This is best viewed as a comparison of all teams, versus strictly looking for the accuracy of PPG.