And here we are, the final 8 picks! But first! Updates!
Nah im jk, no updates!
Round 8 Pick 15: Team Fuck Face
Did this guy go on a diet of Kielbasa and Lard? JFC Chris! You’ve let yourself go! With the 15th pick of the of the 2021 Survivor Series Kyle the Y 2 Hamburger selects…
Ravishing Dave Rude! I bet he felt better about that pick a month ago when he made it! Woof! Opportunity knocks for El Edge!
Round 8 Pick 16: Team Rated R
With the 16th pick of the 2021 Survivor Series draft Raven was able to secure a GM that he had his eye on for a few rounds. And that pick is…THE VIC!
Welcome aboard brother! And you are right! You gotta be a little crazy to run with Team Rated R!
Round 9 Pick 17: Team Fuck Face
With a questionable pick in the 8th round, Shithead is looking for a rebound, did he get it with…T LOW BROWN?!
Seriously the only gif of this guy, fucking sad. Legend.
Round 9 Pick 18: Team Rated R
Yes! This one came on doctors orders! And was the 2nd of two GM’s i had been hoping would fall to me! Is he as good as last year? No! But this mother fucker is Team Rated R all the way!
Shayne O Mac!
Welcome to team Rated R bud!
Round 10 Pick 20: Team Fuck Face
This is true! And why not bring on a fan favorite despite being the worst team in IFL history with Bam Bam Wadilow! !!!!!
Shit is getting wild! Kyle is melting down late! Odd! Let’s see whos next!
Round 10 pick 21: Team Rated R
There is a very key historical Survivor Series participant missing so far from this draft, is this his time? The next participant makes his way back to the Survivor Series after several years off, he also is getting a make over! Once, long ago, a WWF Superstar had the longest Intercontinental Title reign in history. He was fucking hated by all, and he reveled in it! Imagine if we had a guy like that! With the 21st pick of the 2021 Survivor Series, Team Rated R selects…
THE HONKEY TONK JOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH! What a fucking steal at the 21st pick! A guy who inherited a division champion! What could go wrong!
The Last Round Pick 23: Team Fuck Face
And here we are, the final two picks, one of which will be made for Team Rated R with Kylies next pick. This is going to be the most Epic Survivor Series yet! And with his final pick Bug Eyes selects…
5 time disappointment New York DJordan aka Booker DJ!
Shocking I know, but true! Which leaves only one man left standing! He’s outside the teams, kicking the blacktop, an unfamiliar feeling washing over him. He’s last. He’s the guy nobody wanted. How did he get here? Was it something he ate? Was it something he said? Was it something he did? Did they smell the fart he tried to sneak by them?
In his stomach he can feel it rising up, he wants to cry but he won’t let them see him hurt. He’s made mistakes, and he’s paying for it. He hadn’t known defeat, and now he finds himself aligning with the very Captain who showed him that defeat. That showed him that pain.
But there is light.
There is hope.
This man knows he must regain what once made him great. He must regain the love of the people. Success made him cocky, made him evil, made him a man he wasn’t.
Team Rated R has attitude.
Team Rated R has millions, AND MILLIONS of the Vics fans chanting his name.
And do you know why that is?
Before they were rock fans….
THEY WERE FLOGAMANIACS!
The black and white is gone! THE RETURN OF THE FLOGSTER IS HERE!
ITS THE SURVIVOR SERIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!