This week I had the opportunity to watch a great movie that I have not seen in a long time, Risky Business. Joel’s parents leave him alone for the weekend. This movie teaches such a great life lesson. Your Dad’s Porsche is sitting in the garage. A hot Rebecca De Mornay is at your door. Do you take either one of them for a spin? Joel is told by his friend, “Sometimes you just have to say What The Fuck!”

This week in the IFL the scores weren’t as close as they were in Week 2. There were only a couple of games that were within 10 points. Here are the list of games that were within 10 points:

Washington Dan 329 points beat Dallas Brian 319 points (10 point differential)

Miami Brad 273 points beat Buffalo Travis 263 points (10 point differential)

Pittsburgh Spencer 296 points beat Cleveland Kyle 293 points (3 point differential)

Jacksonville Nate 300 points beat Cleveland Kyle 293 points (7 point differential)

Since Cleveland Kyle lost both his games by a combined 10 points, I might as well look at this lineup first. Now Kyle is one of the owners in the IFL who I never question is willing to say “What The Fuck”. I can see Kyle jumping in that Porsche as soon as his parents leave for the airport. Kyle revs up that engine and tries to facetime his buddy Matt as he speeds down the express way. It is friday night so Matt is obviously in his basement playing Dungeons & Dragons with his buddies.

Kyle could have played Emmanuel Sanders instead of a few people and he would have won both games. However, Kyle started the correct players. His top players just didn’t come through for him. What probably did Kyle in is that he has said What The Fuck too much in his love for the 49ers. Kyle chose the 49ers offense instead of the Rams offense. The difference was 7 points. If he goes with the Rams instead of the 49ers, he wins both matches. I will never say someone has Shit For Brains because they went for it. Good job Kyle, you crazy Son of A Bitch!

The next game that was close was between Washington Dan and Dallas Brian. Brian lost by 10 points. Was there anything that Brian could have done to win? Brian lost because some of his top guys just didn’t come through this week. Hockenson scored 4.3 points, Max Crosby scored 3 points, and John Johnson scored 1.5 points. I can’t fault him for starting those guys. The biggest question would be leaving Chuck Clark on the bench. Clark scored 32.9 points. Johnson is a good player and he was against Justin Fields. When playing a rookie QB you are hoping for an interception. The Bears offense couldn’t stay on the field and Johnson did nothing. Brian falls in the middle category, sometimes he will sneak out of the house and sometimes he did exactly what he was told.

So far, we have seen someone who always says “What The Fuck” and we have seen someone who sometimes will listen and sometimes will do what he wants. Lets get to our 3rd game.

Miami Brad defeated Buffalo Travis by 10 points. Was there anything that Travis could have done to beat Brad. In this matchup Brad started Patrick Mahommes and Travis started Daniel Jones. The point difference in the QBS was 13.1 points. Back during FT auction, Travis could have done one of the biggest “What The Fucks” ever and outbid everyone for Patrick Mahommes. Mahommes could have been playing for Buffalo this year.

Second, Travis decided to start Allen Robinson who had a rookie QB starting his first game. None of the rookie QBs have done shit this year with the exception of the Mac Jones game managing. Fields was going to suck his first game and that was basically guaranteed. Robinson ended up with 5.2 points. On his bench was Jamar Chase who scored 26 points. Lets just say Robinson is like riding the bus. Chase is like riding the Porsche. Guess which one Travis took.

Then Travis goes opposite and takes Jason Oweh over Khalil Mack. In my mind Mack was the safer choice. Oweh scored 8 points and Mack scored 24. Why did Travis start Oweh. My guess is his heart got so fast when he heard Rebecca De Mornay at his door step that he stopped thinking and he ran up to his bedroom and turned off the lights.

This week Travis’s bench scored 312 points. His starters scored 263 points. For all of these reasons, Travis is the Shit For Brains for week 3.