This was a strange week. I looked through all the scores and there was really only one close game. It was between Houston Dean and Cincinnati Danny. Dean lost by one point but he scored over 350 points. I don’t even think I was born the last time Dean scored 350 points so I have no right to even comment on his team. I didn’t want to go another week without writing this article so I thought I would discuss the Biggest Shit For Brains Division in the IFL.

I think I will focus on the three shit stains of the IFL that reside in the AFC West. Now I was taught as a kid that you certainly should defend your brothers even if they are wrong. Blood is thicker than water. Let’s face it…Curt, Josh, and Dave combined are the hairy, stinky anus of the IFL, and I mean that in the nicest way possible. I am especially thankful for the $100 bill that will be awarded to me for winning this division this year. I don’t have to be the best. I just have to be better than them. That being said, I say the things I am about to say in the most positive way possible.

Lets take a look at the first team, Kansas City Curt. Curt’s team sucks! He has a Record of 2-8. Chittay has scored 1745 points this year. Now I know you are all thinking that 2-8 is not a good record, but I can assure you it is a strong 2-8. Curt also boasts an 0-3 record against the rest of the AFC West. What Curt lacks in fantasy football talent, he makes up for in personality. Whether you look at him as a creamed filled Steven King, the singer Meatloaf, or the KoolAid man, Curt is the IFL Champion when it comes to entertaining us.

Damn… and we all thought Decker was horrible at fantasy football. Los Angeles Josh has an impressive 3-5 record with 1545 points scored. I know what you are all thinking. How the hell has Josh won 3 games. He is averaging 257 points per game. He has a 2-1 record against the AFC West. I guess that is more of an insult to Curt and Dave than a compliment to Josh. Josh has zero draft picks in 2022. Whoever is holding onto Josh’s 2022 1st round pick basically found the Golden Ticket to the Wonka factory.

The last part of the shitty AFC West Tripod is Denver Dave. Dave also has a 2-8 record. Dave has scored 1478 points, the lowest point total of the AFC by far. Dave’s only hope for a victory each week is that an owner forgets to set a lineup against him. Pittsburg Spencer has the Denver 2022 1st so Spencer is already looking for 4 leaf clovers for the draft lottery. Despite Dave’s inabilities to build a winning franchise, he will go down in IFL history for making one of the best Marquee Matchup videos ever. I bow down to Dave for the pain he dished out on me a couple of weeks ago.

All offseason I told everyone that I was going to win the AFC West this year. Honestly, I didn’t think the rest of the owners in my division were going to lay down for me. Perhaps it is a respect for your elders thing. Perhaps they just aren’t good enough. Regardless of their record, I love being in the AFC West with them!