League Involvement: How many years have you been part of the league?
2020-2024
Best Team Performance: Which season was your best performance, and what made it memorable?
I think overall my team was better in 2023 but the 2024 49ers had the franchises best performance in the NFC Divisional Round, when we beat a juggernaut in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Dropped a 426, which is our highest score ever.
Just an insane, surreal week of scoring.
Toughest Season: Which season was your toughest, and why?
The 2021 season was the toughest for the Niners. It was the year that I truly grasped how dumb I was in this format. Wasn’t up to par in acquisitions and lineup construction. Decided to tear it down the next season.
Good on you to have a moment of accountability some GMs don’t get to.
Memorable Matchups: What is your most memorable matchup or rivalry in the league?
Our comeback victory against LAR Shayne in week 2 of 2023 was massive. Highsmith came up with a pick 6, which set the tone for the rest of the season. And as most people know, the 49er vs LAR rivalry is an important part of the San Francisco culture.
Asserting my dominance over my protege CAR Blake this past season was really nice and tickled my gooch a bit.
Top Players: Who are the standout players you’ve rostered over the years?
Ceedee Lamb, Foyesade Oluokon, Antoine Winfield jr, Brian Branch, TJ Watt, Kobie Turner, Harrison Phillips, Chase Brown, Davante Adams, Quay Walker the pride of SF (may he be taken care of by GBP Barry), Robert Tonyan (the god), Alex Highsmith, Kyler Murray (for half a season of greatness), Derrick Henry, Haason Reddick, and Dalvin Cook
That is quite a list! Funyon Tunyan!
Memorable Trades: What are the most memorable trades you’ve been part of?
2 2023 1sts to land Ceedee Lamb from Shayne, DeAndre Swift and Jamaal Williams for 3 1sts from Titus, Dumping Joey Bosa’s contract and the right to draft Kyle Pitts to Shayne for Derrick Henry, Scumbag Nick Bosa, Davante Adams, and Chris Olave for TJ Watt, Khalil Mack, and Aaron Jones from Titus.
You can feel the sass radiating from this list
Biggest Draft Steal: Who are your best draft picks and waiver-wire pickups?
Draft 2023 3rd round Chase Brown, draft 2024 6th round Mike Sainristil :(, draft 2023 1st round JSN :(, Draft 2023 2nd round Brian Branch.
Waivers: 2024 Jaylon Jones CB, 2024 Chauncey Gholston DT, and idk I’ve picked up a bunch of garbage.
Biggest Bust: Who are your most disappointing draft picks and what are your worst trade trades?
Don’t make me do this… Accidentally traded a 1st and 2nd for the right to bid on Logan Wilson, when it should have been 2nd and 3rd.
THAT IS WILD!!!!
Drafting Tyrice Knight over Bucky Irving (though I do love Tyrice). Trading 2 2nds for Cam Jordan in my first season. Letting JSN get claimed this past year, just so I could bid more on shitty Zach Moss who I didn’t even win.
League Milestones: What is your favorite milestone or moment in the league’s history?
Making it to the NFC championship game after dropping a 426 on Luke.
Trash Talk: What’s the best or funniest trash talk you’ve heard or been a part of?
Nate jr using cameo to get that stripper to talk shit on someone back in 2020.
https://www.cameo.com/recipient/5f51070f0c1235001d608242
If you could sum up your squad through the 1st decade, what is your franchise’s IFL legacy?
Turning a perineal loser into something a community can be proud of.
Nothing better!
Message for the League: Leave a message for the league as we celebrate 10 years!
Never stop IFL. This is one of my favorite things in the world. Appreciate the leagues every single day. Love you guys
