League Involvement: How many years have you been part of the league?

Since Day 1

Best Team Performance: Which season was your best performance, and what made it memorable? 

Smashing Nic by 130 pts week 3 of the 2018 season

whooo boy that is a drumming for the ages!!!
Toughest Season: Which season was your toughest, and why?

this latest season. anything that could go wrong, went wrong

this is the content I’m here for

Memorable Matchups: What is your most memorable matchup or rivalry in the league?

Me vs the Washington franchise. No matter the Washington owner, no matter how good that team is and how bad mine is, somehow I pull out the W (13-5 record)

Top Players: Who are the standout players you’ve rostered over the years?

sweet, beautiful, vintage Aaron Rodger (pre-ayahuasca) / Zeke (pre-diabetes) 

Memorable Trades: What are the most memorable trades you’ve been part of?

getting Zeke/1.01 from Wade or trading Aaron Donald to Barry and not to Luke 😉

The OG Blockbuster

Many regerts

Biggest Draft Steal: Who are your best draft picks and waiver-wire pickups?

Winning Matt Milano in the auction in his rookie year (2017). 

He’s synonymous with your franchise just as much as Zeke

Biggest Bust: Who are your most disappointing draft picks and what are your worst trade trades?

I have soooooo many busts: CEH, Brooks, Javonte, Fant

League Milestones: What is your favorite milestone or moment in the league’s history?

Just being here year in and year out, talking shit, making trades, and bullshitting with you fools

Trash Talk: What’s the best or funniest trash talk you’ve heard or been a part of?

type into slack: “axl” “lucas” or “dick rider”

If you could sum up your squad through the 1st decade, what is your franchise’s IFL legacy?

what a fucking roller coaster. I was a top 3 or 5 franchise the first 5 years. Now Im in the shitter

Message for the League: Leave a message for the league as we celebrate 10 years!

I love you all but I hate you all more