Category Archives: Miami Brad

RTV 98: METAL GODS

IFL, prepare for an INSTANT CLASSIC! This is a top 5 show EVER before one view. Join El Raven and 14, yep 14 GMs for a show that had 17 recording sessions, and began production way back on June 28th! Over a month’s work culminates in an absolute blast! For those that know, you don’t know shit! And for those that don’t, grab SEVERAL beers, sit down, and watch, listen, and vindicate why this is the best fucking group of fantasy football personalities, period!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SR6ZV0ArP4ZFOirx0z0Ldks1GyhW-QFU/view?usp=sharing

Run Time: 63:05

IFL Week 13: T-Day…

It’s Thanksgiving week… the final week of the IFL regular season…20 teams play meaningful IFL football this week and all have a shot at the playoffs. There is football being played on Thursday…Friday…Sunday and Monday this week so the drama will be long and drawn out. I can not think of a more action packed week 13 ever with more potential shifting and sadness on the menu… Nearly every team that is playing for playoff hopes is also playing a team or two with the same hopes. Unprecedented.

Kudos to Jai on another great schedule this year. Special thanks to IFL Press Room for an assist or two with this production. If you have not clicked the notification bell on that channel, you are a doofus. That simple. Onward…

There are no byes week 13, so all teams are at the fullest possible strength (sans injuries and suspensions for “punching down”).  So many scenarios and outcomes, not going to spell them all out but will try to at least outline the storylines this week… I actually put all the numbers into AI to see if it could help give us a breakdown and it started smoking with how many possibilities there are, so we humans will do our best…

Continue reading IFL Week 13: T-Day…

10/ 14 – The Taxi Claim Heard Round The World

In one of the most dramatic (and hilarious) moments of the 2025 IFL season, the Miami Dolphins front office — led by GM Miami.DeepFkngValue — pulled off the unthinkable: winning the Tatum Bethune sweepstakes by a single, solitary nanosecond.

Read more: 10/ 14 – The Taxi Claim Heard Round The World

At exactly 1:00:00 p.m. MT, Miami swooped in and claimed linebacker Tatum Bethune from the Los Angeles Chargers in exchange for a 2026 sixth-round pick.
One split second later — 1:00:01 p.m. MT — the Baltimore Ravens’ GM, Balt.year.one.goraptorjesus (a.k.a. Baltimore Matt), filed the same claim, offering a much richer 2027 fourth-rounder.

Unfortunately for Matt, fantasy football is a cruel mistress with no sympathy for slow fingers.

The Fallout: Chaos Ensues

The league Slack immediately erupted.
Accusations of bots, timing conspiracies, and trade-diversion schemes filled the chat faster than waiver claims after a bye-week injury report.

“What bot is Miami using?”
“No bots here, just quicker than you, old man,” fired back Miami’s GM, punctuating the exchange with digital swagger that only a man with perfect Wi-Fi and impeccable timing could muster.

Meanwhile, other GMs chimed in like analysts on NFL RedZone Live:

  • “Josh forgot.”
  • “Titus ran diversion for sure.”
  • “Matt should have sent the 4th early.”

And perhaps the best comment of all:

“Listening to Matt whine though makes it worth it.”

One Second That Will Live in Infamy

The official league logs confirm it — 1:00:00 vs. 1:00:01 — a single tick of the clock separating triumph from tragedy. Miami walks away with Bethune and bragging rights, while Baltimore Matt walks away with… a lesson in punctuality.

When reached for comment (in Slack), Matt remained defiant:

“There were three other GMs and I knew this would happen.”

Miami’s response was immediate and lethal:

“So there’s four of you that are wrong?”

Ouch.

Final Word

In fantasy football, timing is everything — and in this case, one second separated a clean steal from a public roast.

Miami gets Bethune. Baltimore gets memes.
And the rest of the league gets to enjoy the sweet, sweet schadenfreude of watching Matt lose another player by a fraction of a second.

Miami 1 – Baltimore 0.
Final.

2024 IFL Conference Championship Interviews

In a playoff soap opera that is chock full of drama, Titus’ back-to-back fight is coming into focus. Standing in his way is the usurper, fresh off dropping the IFL’s highest score of the season, San Francisco Vic.

2016, 2020 and 2024 — those are the three times these GMs have faced off for the AFC Crown. Jason is 2-0 in the duals, so you know Brad is ready to enact some revenge and stop Jason from chasing what we’re all spring for, living up to the name — dynasty. Does 3 rings in 9 years qualify? We can save that debate for another time, but it raises the importance of this big money game.

RTV 83: SURVIVOR SERIES SPECIAL

IFL, phase 5 continues with the Survivor Series Draft Recap show! Join El Raven and the Brand Captains Fanny Pack, Cheating Bitch, Blowhole, and Manatee as we break down the key decisions and thought process that lead to their final roster! With an opening that is fire, a trade period that absolutely breaks records, and an outro that is a sample of what is to come in the next few weeks leading up to RNT 106 THE IFL KICKOFF SHOW! You don’t want to miss this! Grab a beer and strap in for a good time!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1GUGJ2mKbmPNAtpmPRT-Vz09U1Lq7JSZn/view?usp=sharing

Run Time: 69:46