PITTSBURGH STEELERS VS KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

CLEVELAND BROWNS VS PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

ARIZONA CARDINALS VS LOS ANGELES RAMS

MIAMI DOLPHINS VS NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

This is John Madden, former coach of the Oakland Raiders and TV Analyst. I have been hired by the IFL to conduct a weekly article called Monster Matchup. Each week I will focus on one particular matchup in the IFL. I will talk to both GMs to figure out their strategy. I will look at the comparison of the players and finally I will run the game through my special simulator to determine the future outcome of the game.

Now that some of you are in Vegas, you are probably so drunk that you cant read this anyway. I wish I could say that I saved the best til last, but the AFC West is not so good, at least two of us. Let me start by saying that the Chiefs and Chargers have good teams. After doing the draft evaluations, I would say that my Raiders are not going to end up in the cellar either. Then there is the 4th team in this division. In order to not say anything mean to our 4th colleague, lets just say that if you all visit the shittiest taco restaurant in the shittiest part of Vegas and you go into the shittiest bathroom stall in that shitty restaurant and take the smelliest shit, the crap that comes out of your ass has more positive things going for it than the Broncos. However, that would be mean so I will refrain from saying that.

This division is one of the strongest in the AFC. Admittedly so, I don’t know these four owners that well yet. My initial thoughts are that Dean has some vent up frustrations. I haven’t figured it out yet. I think he needs a hug. Eric is the king of “I will trade you Melvin Gordon for 3- 1sts in 2019, a 1st in 2020, a 1st in 2021 and a 6th in 2021.” I just don’t know Nate that well yet. From looking at this team, I understand why he doesn’t want to interact with the pond scum Raiders of the AFC. Jason’s trade bait is updated every few days and the same two players and his 1.12 and 1.13 are always listed. Well here goes nothing…