IFL Awards (beta)

Everyone and their mother is familiar with the coveted Shitbird Medal of Fail since it was our first (and most distinguished?) award…but we are looking to expand on the success of the SBMoF…

With each year that passes, another year of history in the books.  It is evermore important to log the lore of the IFL with inconsequential/immaterial graphic awards that make us all feel warm and fuzzy and/or cold and dead inside when we earn them.  As of the time of this write-up, we only have awarded 10 medals, but plan to add many more as the years go by.

IFL Super Bowl I Champ
2016 League Champ: Tennessee Titans

Final Score: New Orleans 364.69 - Tennessee 375.5
IFL Super Bowl I Loser
City of God?... no... City of L's
Awarded to New Orleans Carlos in 2016
SBMoF I (2016)
Quite possibly the most revered award since the league's inception.
2016: Arizona Cardinals (3-13)
IFL Super Bowl II Champ
2017 League Champ
Final Score: Indianapolis 299.3 - Chicago 287.15
IFL Super Bowl II Loser
Amish on Amish crime...
Awarded to Chicago Nic in 2017
SBMoF II (2017)
"Can't make it to Vegas, I got ran over by a pallet-jack" - Nils
2017: Carolina Panthers (2-14)
Lowest Weekly Score (All Time)
2017 Week 12: San Francisco 49ers with a historically horrific score of: 152.25

...yea that is the original 49ers mascot blasting his own dick & balls off
Pick 'em Champion
2016: Miami Dolphins
2017: Arizona Cardinals/Pittsburgh Steelers
Survivor Champion
2016: LA Rams/Pittsburgh Steelers
2017: Indianapolis Colts/Dallas Cowboys
Playoff League Champion
2016: Baltimore Ravens
2017: Dallas Cowboys

Have a great idea for a future IFL medal? Please reach out to the commissioners to make your dream a reality!

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