INTENSE! Ok, our next GM at #20 has spent the last few years as the Bad Guy, Razor Ramon. This was part of the NWO invasion which Flod lost handily. Its time for another character rework! He gets a nod to greatness, and the latest WWE Hall of Famer to leave us. He is the Iron Jaif!
Yes, up there in the sky you crazy bastard. RIP.
#21, all you need to know is that despite his bad takes, right wing MAGA agenda, his propensity to identify with trash cans, he is a friend of the Hispanic WORLD WIDE! Here comes the MONEYYYYYY, MONEY, MONEY MONEY, MONEY, ITS SHAYNE OOOOOOO MAAAAC!
You don’t deserve me Shayne.
At #22, he is the most electrifying host with chicken wings, he is the PT Bull, he has stared in more NFC West disasters than Josh, he is The Vic!
#23 was a part of the NWO invasion and has spent the last few years as Big Daddy Cool, Diesel. But its time for our next character rework. He is a 7x Survivor Series participant, 4x NFC West Champion, you might as well call him the U.S. Champion. You currently know him as Ned Stark, but its time for Diamond Dallas Will!
The GM at #24 needs no introduction. But he’ll get one anyway! He is a 3x Survivor Series Champion. He has been a hero, and he has been a heel. After a failed attempt to bring the gold home in 2022 he will bring Flodimania to some team, he is Hulk Floooooogan!!!!!!
Gets me every time!
Its time for our new GM at #25! Buckets has taken the NFC by light drizzle, not too much of a storm, mild wind, and a comfortable 59 degrees. But this matters not! Does he get an 80s Wrestler? 90s? Attitude Era? What best fits this sick Chiefs fan? When he came in, he came in full throttle! So here in the Nest we are gonna do the rookie right, he is Sgt Buckets Slaughter!!!!!
Kinda shaped like a bucket.
For #26 I kicked around the idea of him staying as Borris Zuchov for another year. As we know, #1 and Titsu go hand in hand. Like first round exits. But I think he’s overdue for a character rework. So he will no longer be the Russian Borris Zuchov, he will now be…THE RUSSIAN NIKOLAI VOLKOFF!!!!
Take that you commie!