The 10th season of the IFL is upon us, and boy howdy, we are back for another rendition of the preseason projection articles! Enjoy the breakdown of each starter on every team and let the polarizing hawt takes ensue! Enjoy the next couple of months as we prepare for another fantastic season of stress, anguish, and perhaps a touch of love.
IFL it is time for the 2024 Survivor Series rules, and elimination format! And I know what you are thinking: Rules!? What rules!??? No seriously, this is gonna be fun! This year there will be an RTV dedicated to discussing the draft results between the 4 captains, leading to the Fatal 4 Way! STFU and read on!
IFL, the Bird is back and the beak is as sharp as ever in the season 10 premiere! Tune in for your daily dose of metal, high octane untethered takes, 80s, and a couple classic segments! El Raven declares war on the AFC and the rest of the IFL on the flagship Dirty Bird Studios show in a rant format that blew up the Sarasota power station!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/13JvLS37lQTZEHLimDbZXYxtDKDzOnbkC/view?usp=drive_link
Run Time: 72:45
IFL, its divisional playoff week, and after a short break off a double drop El Raven is back with the the season ending trilogy! You get no previews, and you get no hints, click as we kick off the final three shows of Dirty Bird Studios Season 9!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IuDY6Z4NQYjhK_O8VUO48j5elYTianMq/view?usp=sharing
Run Time: 12:58
IFL, it is time for he 2023 Dirty Bird studios Helloween Special! And does El Raven have a show for you! We start with Blood Screams, make our way to The Shadows, have a pit stop and some Retaliation, take a ride on the Death Tracks, face possible Extinction, before we end it all with a Blood Pact! If you aren’t frightened, then you’ve lost your hearing long ago. Come join the Raven, on this cold…dark…night.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kIhp7hh76bFFvvxToDia8K5AFbYAEcaE/view?usp=sharing
Run Time: 36:18
Thank y’all for taking the time to read these articles. It’s through the years of love and community we’ve built that makes me want to put these together year after year.
A couple of things to keep in mind, these projections usually come in as an overestimate as they do not factor in bye-weeks or injuries. This is best viewed as a comparison of all teams, versus strictly looking for the accuracy of PPG.
IFL! Dirty Bird Studios is back with RTV 52 because a one segment show, no matter how long, is not RnT! This week is a fun one as I bring the War Games Captains on to discuss their auctions! The annual Survivor Series trade deadline comes and goes (will we have our first ever trade?). The Captains cut promos, there’s an all new bleep bloop with a WWE theme created from the Survivor Series archives, and of course a new Mando outro! So grab a beer and saddle up for some fun! Oh, and don’t miss the first post credits of the year!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Zkz-VVjbFifUsz20isoAK3tJoQV-cB85/view?usp=sharing
Run Time: 1:00:15
IFL! Time to get hyped! Put together a mix of the best theme songs in the match. Draft starts Sunday July 16th at 12 East! 25 GMs will be on the block with a $100 budget per Captain! 4 GM’s on the board at a time. The final 2 undrafted GM’s will slug it out week 1 in a play in match!
IFL it is time for the 2023 Survivor Series roster, rules, and elimination format! And I know what you are thinking: Rules!? What rules!??? No seriously, this is gonna be fun! This year there will be an RTV dedicated to discussing the draft results between the 4 captains, leading to the Fatal 4 Way! STFU and read on!
Hope. That is what July and August are filled with. GMs across the IFL are beaming with joy and admiration for the work they’ve put in over the last six months. Like a newborn babe, everyone is looking at their rosters with twinkly eyes. This is the time where shit talk is at its highest, as everyone and their mother thinks they have the secret sauce just right for a magical run for an IFL ring. Who will take the baton and run with it?
Now it’s time to take a deep dive into each GM’s rosters and how they stack up. Keep in mind this is a pre-season projection and much can happen in the subsequent weeks leading up to the regular season. But without further ado, let’s take a look at our next IFL roster…
