Category Archives: Kansas Chittay

RTV 76: SMART SPENDING

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IFL, the Decade of Destruction, Dirty Bird Studios, and El Raven are back with a signature rant just for Kylie! El Raven gently discusses the failure of his 5 most disappointing IFL GM FA’s! Are you on the list? You should be! Crack a beer and speed drink, this one is wall to wall fire!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1sh8V_1nDG4HTbZylGHVXKpwkylXUU6eP/view?usp=sharing

Run Time: 12:06

RTV 60: THE VOICE

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IFL, EL Raven is back with his 60th episode of RTV just in time to remind you why you hate him winning! As officially the last show any of you will watch I’m going out on a high note! Or low, you make the call! This week we have a retuning segment by demand! We have a side bar to that segment that leads into easily the most ridiculous segment I’ve ever done! And it was fun! Then, with only two left its time to touch base on some mythical creatures. Finally, we end with some hype for my favorite show of the year! So if you only have 24 minutes, pause the latest episode of Far and Away errrrr Sass n Class and squeeze the IFL’s #1 beer drinking show!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Adwuwu88uL4eLbAvzCMqUMsruhkRI_bm/view?usp=sharing

Run Time: 24:00

RTV 58: TRAIL OF TEARS

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IFL! RTV returns after a week off and you get essentially a mini RnT! In this action packed 17+ minutes you get an all new segment: The Trail of Tears! Plus, 2 classic segments, and it doesn’t stop there, oh hell no! We then take a very brief detour down FYF lane as a few assholes get what’s coming to them! And just when you think I’ve let a very important result slip by, El Raven reminds you that he forgets nothing! So stfu, stfd, grab a beer, and strap in, cause this shit doesn’t stop for a breath!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OLBG69eYekirSsIdD8vwzN_zBWcIavPB/view?usp=sharing

Run Time: 17:04

RTV 52: WAR GAMES

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IFL! Dirty Bird Studios is back with RTV 52 because a one segment show, no matter how long, is not RnT! This week is a fun one as I bring the War Games Captains on to discuss their auctions! The annual Survivor Series trade deadline comes and goes (will we have our first ever trade?). The Captains cut promos, there’s an all new bleep bloop with a WWE theme created from the Survivor Series archives, and of course a new Mando outro! So grab a beer and saddle up for some fun! Oh, and don’t miss the first post credits of the year!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Zkz-VVjbFifUsz20isoAK3tJoQV-cB85/view?usp=sharing

Run Time: 1:00:15

THE STATE OF THE IFL: 2023 PRE-SEASON PROJECTIONS: Kansas City Chiefs

Thank y’all for taking the time to read these articles. It’s through the years of love and community we’ve built that makes me want to put these together year after year.

A couple of things to keep in mind, these projections usually come in as an overestimate as they do not factor in bye-weeks or injuries. This is best viewed as a comparison of all teams, versus strictly looking for the accuracy of PPG.

SURVIVOR SERIES 23: THEME SONG MIX

IFL! Time to get hyped! Put together a mix of the best theme songs in the match. Draft starts Sunday July 16th at 12 East! 25 GMs will be on the block with a $100 budget per Captain! 4 GM’s on the board at a time. The final 2 undrafted GM’s will slug it out week 1 in a play in match!

IFL SURVIVOR SERIES VII: FATAL 4 WAY

IFL it is time for the 2023 Survivor Series roster, rules, and elimination format! And I know what you are thinking: Rules!? What rules!??? No seriously, this is gonna be fun! This year there will be an RTV dedicated to discussing the draft results between the 4 captains, leading to the Fatal 4 Way! STFU and read on!

THE STATE OF THE IFL: PRE-SEASON PROJECTIONS: 2022 Kanas Chittay Chiefs

Hope. That is what July and August are filled with. GMs across the IFL are beaming with joy and admiration for the work they’ve put in over the last six months. Like a newborn babe, everyone is looking at their rosters with twinkly eyes. This is the time where shit talk is at its highest, as everyone and their mother thinks they have the secret sauce just right for a magical run for an IFL ring. Who will take the baton and run with it?

Now it’s time to take a deep dive into each GM’s rosters and how they stack up. Keep in mind this is a pre-season projection and much can happen in the subsequent weeks leading up to the regular season. But without further ado, let’s take a look at our next IFL roster…

RTV 23: CURTAIN CALL

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This is it IFL! The final show from Dirty Bird Studios for season 6 on the final day of 2021! El Raven welcomes a couple bad asses, does his signature sign off, and drops an electric 7 min credit roll recapping from RnT 100, to the Vegas Pre-draft show, through 23 RTV’s! I hope you’ve enjoyed the ride, and I will see you in the near future for a very special Sunday sit down, drink break filled show! Until then, THIS IS EL RAVEN! AND I…AM…OUT!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CEgCFyjCeJn47iBMgDGt4zMD1tkmFLRG/view?usp=sharing

THE STATE OF THE IFL: PRE-SEASON PROJECTIONS 2021 Kansas City Chiefs

Hope. That is what July and August are filled with. GMs across the IFL are beaming with joy and admiration of the work they’ve put in over the last six months. Like a newborn babe, everyone is looking at their rosters with twinkly eyes. This is the time where shit talk is at its highest, as everyone and their mother thinks they have the secret sauce just right for a magical run for an IFL ring. Who will take the baton and run with it?

Now it’s time to take a deep dive into each GM’s rosters and how they stack up. Keep in mind this is a pre-season projection and much can happen in the subsequent weeks leading up to the regular season. But without further ado, let’s take a look at our next IFL roster…