Indianapolis Erik vs Chicago Nic
Series Record: 1-0-0
“Two years ago I was enjoying a vacation downtown Chicago with my beautiful wife. I was to attend the Bears Browns game. In my haste to be attentive to my wife, I delayed an important roster move. A move which cost me a Super Bowl. Since that time, my competitor, Indy Erik, has continued to move backward. Barely fielding a viable roster. I, on the other hand, have continued to excel. Both in my roster, and in my personal vacationing. This video tells the story.”
– Nic
“Week one marquee matchup with Chicago Nic. Nic and I go back a long way so it’s always fun to play against him but what was especially sweet was smashing Nic in Super Bowl II. Now we are back for another important game. Week one can set the stage for the season and I intend to start 2019 season strong. Chicago Nic once again will meet his demise against INDY.
INDY 372. BEARS. 340″
– Erik
AFC Wildcard Playoff Rematch 2017
New England vs Miami
Series Record: 3-5-0
“Mark and I go back like French braids. While our friendship has lasted the test of time, the rivalry really hasn’t. Mark has been able to steal a game here or there while my entire team was on
– Brad
(Mark is getting married in Rome and declined to comment)
Dallas vs Cleveland
Series Record: 0-0-0
“Kylie is still riding high after winning the AFC North last year. He truly was the cream of the crap. But he’s in for a rude awakening. Like his 2006 Honda Accord, he’s about to run into a brick wall. Running a 5 wide formation in
– Brian
“Brian, your time has come. It’s time to pay the Piper!”
-Kyle
Atlanta vs Kansas City
Series Record: 1-0-0
“Ezekiel 25:17:
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
–
(to the
“Dearest
First, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Second, good luck to everyone, except Oakland Gregg and FLOD. You two are standing in my way, well rather FLOD is more like leaning there in my way, in this sort of crouched defeated looking position, I guess it counts as standing. I digress, FLOD, your wife and I are now friends on Facebook. We have been chatting about how at night, you are having night terrors. This is not good news.
She adds on that these terrors have you yelling in your sleep. She has been very confused, she kept thinking you were saying, “I don’t want ho’s in the city!” and you were doing this sort of twerking where your ass was sticking out but you were sucking your thumb and crying shortly. She thought this was confusing, she knew you hated the city after the incident known as “
Now, this troubles me. So TMI and the Kansas Chittay Chiefs have purchased you a gift certificate worth 6 sessions of directed psychiatric treatment from Doctor on Demand (app now in your app store).
Third,
Fourth, sorry about your penis.”
Sincerely,
Kansas Chittay Curt
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