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THE STATE OF THE IFL: 2023 PRE-SEASON PROJECTIONS: Houston Texans

Thank y’all for taking the time to read these articles. It’s through the years of love and community we’ve built that makes me want to put these together year after year.

A couple of things to keep in mind, these projections usually come in as an overestimate as they do not factor in bye-weeks or injuries. This is best viewed as a comparison of all teams, versus strictly looking for the accuracy of PPG.

THE STATE OF THE IFL: PRE-SEASON PROJECTIONS 2021 Houston Texans

Hope. That is what July and August are filled with. GMs across the IFL are beaming with joy and admiration of the work they’ve put in over the last six months. Like a newborn babe, everyone is looking at their rosters with twinkly eyes. This is the time where shit talk is at its highest, as everyone and their mother thinks they have the secret sauce just right for a magical run for an IFL ring. Who will take the baton and run with it?

Now it’s time to take a deep dive into each GM’s rosters and how they stack up. Keep in mind this is a pre-season projection and much can happen in the subsequent weeks leading up to the regular season. But without further ado, let’s take a look at our next IFL roster…

2021 NFC POST LOTTO 2 ROUND MOCK DRAFT

Good Afternoon IFL elite. I assume if you’re reading this you are still this then you are still paying attention. Nurse Nate will tell you I am the Mel Kiper of the IFL. I would like to clear the air on that. I have a day job and do mock draft for fun and to create content. I do challenge Nurse Nate to do a mock and see how much better he does.

The rules for this mock are simple. I used Pro Football Network to simulate a 7 round draft. I used those landing spots and based off what i know of the gm’s and what their team needs are. I also added in some mockery and fun. I hope you enjoy.

I should add that I ran a completely different mock than I used for the AFC.

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2021 AFC POST LOTTO 2 ROUND MOCK DRAFT

Good Afternoon IFL elite. I assume if you’re reading this you are still this then you are still paying attention. Nurse Nate will tell you I am the Mel Kiper of the IFL. I would like to clear the air on that. I have a day job and do mock draft for fun and to create content. I do challenge Nurse Nate to do a mock and see how much better he does.

The rules for this mock are simple. I used Pro Football Network to simulate a 7 round draft. I used those landing spots and based off what i know of the gm’s and what their team needs are. I also added in some mockery and fun. I hope you enjoy.

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THE STATE OF THE IFL: 2020 PRE-SEASON PROJECTIONS Houston Texans

After 7 months out of commission, I’m bringing back the illustrious annual article series, that rivals any projection series you will find out on the Internet about fantasy football. Something I’ve noticed is analysts come hot and heavy with educated hot takes, but nothing truly encompasses what a player’s value is worth in our scoring. Especially on the IDP side, which the gurus of that world are still steaming piles of dog shit, even for the most basic of IDP leagues. That’s what makes this 30,000-word exercise so fun because it’s unique to the most in-depth league in fantasy football.

Surely there will be rampant disagreements on valuations of players and overall projections on wins and losses, but that’s what makes this so fun. It’s just one troll’s opinion!

Read these and ask yourself if your team can contend this year, as selling now can help your chances for future seasons… but as one famous General would say ‘Never Give up, Never Surrender!’

RNT 90: PEACE SELLS BUT WHO’S BUYING

IFL! El Raven is back with the “show before the kickoffshow!” I welcome back Lucas in style, and he makes a special guest appearance. What are you waiting for! Go watch and drink beer!

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champion vs. champion: survivor series iv preview

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IFL! Its time to go over Survivor Series IV: Champion Vs. Champion! Here we will break down the draft order for RnT 91 IFL Kickoff Show, go over the match types,how they will work, and the basic rules of the game! As a reminder buy in is $50 which will be requested soon, and you can double your money as long as your team wins.

This year we have 22 GM’s, making up two teams of 11. Read on!

RNT 75!

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IFL! El Raven Returns to celebrate 5 years of shows on his 75th drop and 4th season here in the IFL! Join the Dirty Bird as he hits all of the RNT classic segments and some new ones! Are other shows safe? Survivor Series Reveals! Hot takes that a guy that stopped making shows last year can’t argue with cause keep the fuck up Piglet! Is Cody Parky a good kicker? Who will your Tag Team partner be? Will El Raven die on the road with a version of a popular death trap? Do you have a 6 pack? Cause if you have less than 12 beers you are WOEFULLY under-prepared! Beer up! Lets have some fun!

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2019 pre-VEgas IFL attendee Chittay power rankings

Of utmost importance, please find the details about the 2019 Vegas Power Rankings in the PDF below…

Below is an Excel of the rankings in case you need some copy and paste

1st Round NFL Mock draft – pre nfl draft

This mock will only take into consideration best player available (draft boards may be different) and team needs. No trades took place. All information as of 6:15 PM on 04/08/2019. I will do a full 7 round draft and release it this week. Lots of new info that could change how I would draft for each team.

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