Category Archives: Nils Mutant

I have a story to tell about the IFL…

https://youtu.be/ospUuJkdkcY

I had fun with this one and put it together pretty quickly. Well worth the 3 minutes.  Good Luck to all 31 other GM’s, although I wish you could all take an L and lose your star players.

Marquee Matchups: Week 1

Welcome to Marquee Matchups: first edition!
(and in true ‘Fully Torqued’ fashion, probably the last edition as well)

First off I want to introduce you to how the series works.  I will select the matchups that catch my eye each week.  There are currently 7 marquee categories (more to come?).  Only one matchup per category, and not every category will be represented each week.
(yea… IFL studios got lazy and went cheap with the Groundhog Day category and logo)

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IMPROVED, SUSTAINED, OR DECLINED – GREEN BAY

The IFL has completed its two biggest events during the off-season, the Rookie Draft and the Veteran Auction. With that said, how did each team manage use these events to better their rosters. We (Nils and I collaborating again) developed three categories in which a team could fall into:

  • Improved – The GM has acquired talent this off-season, building upon where the team left off in 2016. To earn this rating, the team improved their weekly scoring potential by an estimated 16+ ppg.
  • Sustained – The GM has acquired talent this off-season, but the acquisitions aren’t projected to make a dramatic change to their roster from the end of last season. To earn this rating, the team may have increased their weekly scoring potential by an estimated 8 ppg or less.
  • Declined – The GM has gone backwards this off-season. Whether it was intentional or accidental, they are heading into 2017 with much less potential than they had at the end of 2016. To earn this rating, the team may have decreased their  weekly scoring potential by an estimated 16+ PPG.

This article will review the Green Bay Packers.

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IMPROVED, SUSTAINED, OR DECLINED – DETROIT

The IFL has completed its two biggest events during the off-season, the Rookie Draft and the Veteran Auction. With that said, how did each team manage use these events to better their rosters. We (Nils and I collaborating again) developed three categories in which a team could fall into:

  • Improved – The GM has acquired talent this off-season, building upon where the team left off in 2016. To earn this rating, the team improved their weekly scoring potential by an estimated 16+ ppg.
  • Sustained – The GM has acquired talent this off-season, but the acquisitions aren’t projected to make a dramatic change to their roster from the end of last season. To earn this rating, the team may have increased their weekly scoring potential by an estimated 8 ppg or less.
  • Declined – The GM has gone backwards this off-season. Whether it was intentional or accidental, they are heading into 2017 with much less potential than they had at the end of 2016. To earn this rating, the team may have decreased their  weekly scoring potential by an estimated 16+ PPG.

This article will review the Detroit Lions.

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Improved, Sustained, or Declined – minnesota

The IFL has completed its two biggest events during the off-season, the Rookie Draft and the Veteran Auction. With that said, how did each team manage use these events to better their rosters. We (Nils and I collaborating again) developed three categories in which a team could fall into:

  • Improved – The GM has acquired talent this off-season, building upon where the team left off in 2016. To earn this rating, the team improved their weekly scoring potential by an estimated 16+ ppg.
  • Sustained – The GM has acquired talent this off-season, but the acquisitions aren’t projected to make a dramatic change to their roster from the end of last season. To earn this rating, the team may have increased their weekly scoring potential by an estimated 8 ppg or less.
  • Declined – The GM has gone backwards this off-season. Whether it was intentional or accidental, they are heading into 2017 with much less potential than they had at the end of 2016. To earn this rating, the team may have decreased their  weekly scoring potential by an estimated 16+ PPG.

This article will review the Minnesota Vikings.

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IFL Free Agent Auction Preview – AFC Pt. 4

To start looking at our next big off season event, Nils and I teamed up to look at the free agency landscape on the AFC side. We estimate around 322m will be available for the AFC to fill some gaps in rosters and make a run at pushing Tennessee out of the Championship chair. That cash will come in handy as 1,150 free agents (excluding rookies) are looking to earn paychecks in the AFC. This article will concentrate on the AFC East. We hope you all enjoyed the series! 

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IFL Free Agent Auction Preview – AFC Pt. 3

To start looking at our next big off season event, Nils and I teamed up to look at the free agency landscape on the AFC side. We estimate around 322m will be available for the AFC to fill some gaps in rosters and make a run at pushing Tennessee out of the Championship chair. That cash will come in handy as 1,150 free agents (excluding rookies) are looking to earn paychecks in the AFC. This article will concentrate on the AFC South.

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IFL Free Agent Auction Preview – AFC Pt. 2

To start looking at our next big off season event, Nils and I teamed up to look at the free agency landscape on the AFC side. We estimate around 322m will be available for the AFC to fill some gaps in rosters and make a run at pushing Tennessee out of the Championship chair. That cash will come in handy as 1,150 free agents (excluding rookies) are looking to earn paychecks in the AFC. This article will concentrate on the AFC West.

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IFL Free Agent Auction Preview – AFC

To start looking at our next big off season event, Nils and I teamed up to look at the free agency landscape on the AFC side. We estimate around 322m will be available for the AFC to fill some gaps in rosters and make a run at pushing Tennessee out of the Championship chair. That cash will come in handy as 1,150 free agents (excluding rookies) are looking to earn paychecks in the AFC. This article will concentrate on the AFC North.

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The State of the IFL: Pre-Season Tampa Bay Buccaneers

2016 NFC South Projections

By: Nils…. Mutant?

 

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IFL!!! I just watched all 8 episodes of Stranger Things and it was AMAZING. Like… Goonies meets Firestarter. Fucking great. Episode 3 had me crying like a newborn baby. Seriously. Watch that shit. Right after you read my special sneak peek at the team of our local diva, Luke Munster.

Disclaimer: RATINGS! NSFW
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