After 7 months out of commission, I’m bringing back the illustrious annual article series, that rivals any projection series you will find out on the Internet about fantasy football. Something I’ve noticed is analysts come hot and heavy with educated hot takes, but nothing truly encompasses what a player’s value is worth in our scoring. Especially on the IDP side, which the gurus of that world are still steaming piles of dog shit, even for the most basic of IDP leagues. That’s what makes this 30,000-word exercise so fun because it’s unique to the most in-depth league in fantasy football.

Surely there will be rampant disagreements on valuations of players and overall projections on wins and losses, but that’s what makes this so fun. It’s just one troll’s opinion!

Read these and ask yourself if your team can contend this year, as selling now can help your chances for future seasons… but as one famous General would say ‘Never Give up, Never Surrender!’