Atlanta Floyd Presents:
Hot Atlanta Nights
Some people go through life happy, cheerful, positive. Some people are just angry, hateful, rattled. We encounter both of these types of people on the daily. As one of the happier people, I strive to lift the spirits of the more half glass empty types. Sometimes I do this through the telling of stories. If I can bring joy to just one person a day, I feel fulfilled. Speaking of getting filled…
Atlanta Floyd Presents:
Hot Atlanta Nights
Ever had a handshake deal with a someone you trust blow up in your face? It’s a terrible feeling right? You feel dirty, lied too, and down right angry. One has to wonder, how do you make yourself feel better after being betrayed? Well this GM has the answer. You want to know what the cure is? Read on…
Atlanta Floyd Presents:
Hot Atlanta Nights
As I sit here on the eve of what could be my last Survivor Series as the three time defending champ, I have the chance to :member back at what has transpired this season, and reflect on my past glory.
Atlanta Floyd Presents:
Hot Atlanta Nights
Twice in one month! You guys must think its Christmas. The world is a crazy place right now. We have to stay inside, no sports on the tele, and a lot of us have to listen to daily updates from the crazy MF’er in the White House. Fuck! The only good thing we have going for us is that Pornhub has given the world free premium access to keep us entertained. Some heroes don’t wear capes. Well speaking of porn, here is a short story to get you through these trying times.
Atlanta Floyd Presents:
Hot Atlanta Nights
I’m back muthafuckers! Its my birthday and I feel some juices flowing. No, not the juices from the BJ that I’m ultimately not going to get, but the juices of creativity.
I have had a good rest and some much needed time off from HAN but I feel that with all of the new IFL members we now have, they need to be exposed to a little Flod. Again, more BJ references.
Well lets get this thing rolling. And for all of you new members, a little background. I have always been a fan of creative writing and this is my outlet to feed that urge. I write off the cuff and do this with no editing. Any feedback is much appreciated.
Atlanta Floyd Presents:
Hot Atlanta Nights
What a time of the year. Real NFL games, player rumors, IFL owners confidence levels are at an all time high. Its a great time to be alive. Everyone thinks that they have the team that is going to win it all. Sadly, that just can’t happen. Most of us will be on the outside looking in by mid October and the lucky few that are still fighting for a playoff spot, some are going to come up just short and go into a three month long hiding. There can only be one winner and after that, there will be 31 losers. In fact there are only two real winners in the IFL and that is Erik and Jason. Fuck Your Faces.
Atlanta Floyd Presents:
Hot Atlanta Nights
It has been quite a rough couple of months around Sonoma County. Little to no time to focus on FFB, long days and nights of work, spending money that I don’t have to get my business up and running. These truly are trying times for me.
Atlanta Floyd Presents:
Hot Atlanta Nights
You all missed me didn’t you? I know you did, don’t try to hide it. You have been yearning for more of what I have. The draft live reading left you all with so many mixed emotions. Happy, sad, angry, confused. Some of you felt a little dirty. I know, its okay. But the one thing you all feel is a void lasting nine months. Well I’m back and I’m here to fill that void with Matt’s Chorizo. In this issue I announce the Atlanta Falcons team awards for MVP, Rookie of the Year, Defensive Player of the Year, and more.
Atlanta Floyd Presents:
Hot Atlanta Nights
Atlanta Floyd Presents:
Hot Atlanta Nights
Big changes have come over the last couple of hours in the IFL. We have lost the owner of the Detroit Lions via das boot. Mac was a good guy people say, a real stand up guy with good morals and intentions. Unfortunate for him here in the IFL nobody carse about morals or how nice you are. In what was a whirlwind of action, within a few minutes we welcomed a new owner to Detroit, Russell. There was a heated exchange between Tampa Luke and 33.3% of the EG hosts Jacksonville Nate about to who has the rights to the first interview with Detroit Russel. Well while you ladies were busy comparing bra sizes, I went ahead and reached out to our newest GM. Here is a Hot Atlanta Nights exclusive. Let me introduce to the league, Detroit Russell. Continue reading Hot Atlanta Nights Issue 7
Atlanta Floyd Presents:
Hot Atlanta Nights
It has been a whirlwind of after parties here in Houston, capping off the amazing and historical win for Matt and his team. I haven’t slept and need to catch a flight back up to the bay but not until I give to you my post game locker room interview with Matt.
Atlanta Floyd Presents:
Hot Atlanta Nights
With the NFL Super Bowl hours away and the start of the seven month drought of real football looming shortly thereafter, I have decided to fly to Houston and cover the big game. I feel like the IFL should have a representative that can accurately and truthfully cover the biggest sporting event in the world and recount the event to the league. I, Atlanta Floyd, will take on the task of bringing to you, my fans, all of the alternative facts of the most exciting four hours of sports. I was able to pull some strings and get exclusive interviews with players, coaches, and even a referee prior to kick-off. Without further ado, I bring to you my experience at the inaugural IFL Puppy Bowl!
