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Rivalries Part 5: You Have Offended Me Good Sir!

Rivalries Part 5: You Have Offended Me Good Sir!

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El Raven

Ah the South. Home of old school manners, BBQ, open carry, and TV evangelist nut jobs. A place where time old traditions still stand, like referring to your elders as sir and mam, and bringing your sister to the prom and asking her to marry you is still considered the norm. The South is the only place outside of that retarded Italian Curt’s head where Bowling is a spectator sport! If you are looking for a place to justify your 8am Whataburger fetish move to the South Nic. The South, where a breakfast plate typically carries about a billion count on the cholesterol scale, and they’ve never heard of boxers.

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One goes out, one comes in

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It is with heavy hearts that we bring you this news report…  Dan, of the Los Angeles Rams wrote to let us know that he won’t have the necessary time to properly engage with the league and that he is open to us finding a replacement. As commissioners, we feel that we owe it to the league to bring in someone who can be competitive, responsive to trades, and most importantly… embrace our wacky culture.  Dan was a good guy whom most of us had the pleasure to play against the last couple years and he will be missed.   We pulled him from the [Redacted] League only to lose him months later… Continue reading One goes out, one comes in

Changing of the Guard…dogs

Changing of the Guard…dogs


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The Factory of Sadness has already claimed one, and the season hasn’t even begun.  Ex-IFL GM, Jon, tendered his resignation on July 8th, leaving a vacancy in the Cleveland front office.  This should come as no surprise to Cleveland fans as they have seen this movie before.  GM is hired, GM shits the bed in the inaugural auction, GM shits the already shitty bed in the rookie draft, GM shits all over himself over comments made by fellow GMs, GM quits abruptly…Ok, so maybe this is a new scenario for Cleveland fan, but they have seen it all.  If anyone is equipped to overcome this hurdle, it’s Cleveland.

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